We must be the change we wish to see in the world.
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fuckyeahfamousblackgirls:

Clair Huxtable sets Elvin straight

Hating Elvin made me into a 10-year-old feminist stereotype. I didn’t even know what life was about but I wanted to light him on fire. I have to muster the Claire Huxtable in me whenever these bums forget.

I looked up to Clair so much. I always wished that she was a member of my family.

Gahhhhhhh wannnnnnnt!

Gahhhhhhh wannnnnnnt!

Dear every manufacturer of women’s clothing, ever:

giveustheradio:

rubyvroom:

lord-kitschener:

gothiccharmschool:

Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. 

No love, 

Jilli

And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards. 

There is a special place in hell for people who make those little mini-pockets, the ones that are like an inch deep and won’t hold anything and I forget that EVERY TIME and try to jam my hand in there anyway. 

This so hard

How about the clothing items that only give you ONE pocket two inches deep?

thefuzzydave:

Three Grandmothers watch the Kim Kardashian sex video. Best 90 seconds you’ll spend today.

“What is wrong with her, she’s just laying there!” bahaha win

thelittleescapologist:

So, studies have proven that rats laugh when you tickle them. And now they cuddle tiny teddy bears. Rats, you are wonderful.

I cannot deal because that bottom picture OMG <333333333

thelittleescapologist:

So, studies have proven that rats laugh when you tickle them. And now they cuddle tiny teddy bears. Rats, you are wonderful.

I cannot deal because that bottom picture OMG <333333333

25 DEEP Questions.
1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel? Me telling them how I feel.
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way? I was being judged extremely unfairly by a friend. I'm over that situation, but my issues with this person seem endless.
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them? My son. I'd tell him that I love him.
4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid? I would tell my immediate family out of necessity. I would call everyone that I still had something to say to and say it. I would get laid, go skydiving, listen to music, write down my thoughts, hug some animals, eat some delicious food, kiss the man I love, write letters to people I admire to thank them. Of course I'd be afraid, but hopefully, that'd go away at the end.
5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust. Trust. Without trust, there is no love worth having.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not? I would totally save the dog, of course, and fuck my boss if he's too heartless to care. My conscious will live better with that one.
7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most? They're the same person, so I guess I'm fucked.
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say? I would try to talk it out with her, encourage her to consider her marriage, and let her know that I will always be here for her either way.
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not? In a heartbeat. It's only one year, and hopefully, I'll be really old by then.
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend? I think so.
11. Does love = sex? Hell no.
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not? I might try to help, but I do have a family to support as well still.
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person? It was a friend - I told them that some of the things that they say are out of line. It wasn't that difficult, I was fueled by anger.
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back? Oh, definitely that I don't love them back. I'm not trying to crush anyone : -(
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose? My baby, hands down, no explanation needed.
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you? I told one of my besties that just a few seconds ago.
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why? I wouldn't have muttered back at one of my bosses. No matter how frustrated I feel, I shouldn't give him the upper hand by letting him know that he's rattled me.
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you? Thor?
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not? Of course I would, they're still people.
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision? Nonsense - a newborn weighs next to nothing; I could definitely save both.
22. Are you old fashioned? I guess when it comes to things like wanting to be treated with respect, sure.
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it? I never EXPECT anything in return for being nice.
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why? Too late.
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be? That no one had to die.
funniest10k:

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Nice forties stereotyping there, tumblr, good job.

funniest10k:

Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow

Nice forties stereotyping there, tumblr, good job.

The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
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Yes, but this could be due to the fact that if a bee stings you, it's dead, whereas a wasp can sting you over and over again and be fine, so the conversation could be more like this:
Bee: I really can't stand your face, like, really, REALLY can't stand it, but I was cursed with this fucking disembowelment situation which doesn't enable me to sting you. God, I want to sting you so bad. Goddamnit, I wish I was a wasp.
Wasp: Psst, hey Charlie, watch this: hahaha did you see that human running and screaming? I could do this all day, literally. I'm so glad I'm not a bee.

starkiller-:

barelybowtie:

golden-leo:

jcatgrl:

stand-alone-trust-no-one:

hollisterclarinerd:

shepherdoftheforest:

jenadirectioner:

Rule 3 of Tumblr: When you see this post, you ALWAYS reblog.

Literally the best thing I’ve ever reblogged. I love this video so much. I can’t even.

HOW COME I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE IN MY LIFE

I NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCE

omg.

A girl on colorguard posted this on the Facebook page. Let’s just say. We’ve been talking about it for over 2 weeks

This is the strangest, most demented thing I have ever seen, and I severely regret not watching it earlier.

Third time reblogging. but, ya know what? It’s a Monday. I got nothing goin’ on…

I think i just died

Always. Reblog. Always.

This dude needs his own special.

Reblogging for @liatgreeneyes @_nathy and @whimsicalsun

Reblogging for @liatgreeneyes @_nathy and @whimsicalsun